What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:48
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Then came..
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Just Forget it!
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share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
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No, not a chance
Still no good
So they tried
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Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
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Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...